Gigolo Assassin
Gigolo Asassin is an addicting and funny point and click type adventure game from Adult Swim, who is also creator of Alan Probe - Amateur Surgeon game. "You play a shameless gigolo with a penchant for tuxedo jackets and a nice breeze around the nether regions when all of a sudden you are summoned by the world’s leaders in an attempt to put an end to the nefarious machinations of “The Sisterhood”." Please be patient while the game is loading. Good luck and have fun!Play Gigolo Assasin
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244 comments:
1st, I think
Yahoo a new game lets give it a go
oh, nooo, it's loading and i'm alon............... aloneeeee
YEAH !!! Just in time for lunch
Hey all :)
Very...um...Austin Powers ?
Banana hammocks ??? LMAO
I may be out for moments 'cause my Internet is really failing
Funny looking game, lol. xD Had to wait for my parents to leave the room.
(first time commenting, yep!)
good for you Jasmine
ARRR pirates!
goin to play K-sensor, byeee aaaaaaallll
hmmm kinda takes a awhile to get the pirates to give up good info
They talk a lot of crap. Haha. Flung a monkey from a trap!
Kind a cute game, i'm at the island, talking to pirates, looked at all the scene there and cant pick up anything, i really need something to cut, to fish, ... any1playing ?
hi frnds just joined
I'm here. You can get a rock and talk to the pirate on the right. He wants a pet...
I'm disco dancing with the high priests!
I'm playing. :D Do you press 'Pick Up'? And a hand appears next to your mouse icon? If not that may be the problem.
Diana is moking me, I just know it. xD (kidding)
I just need to find bait for the trap...
At least he can fish, but those teeth are freaking me out a little
In the view, anything that is viewable or can be picked up or talked to, your mouse will change. Then you can pick which command you want to use. Bouncer won't let me through.
man its taking too much time 2 load!!!!
So far i got Cutlass Hilt and Rock, cant take treasure chest and strange looking device... looking further.
You need something for you hilt.
Got the levers down in the temple.
Ugh, I don't like having to switch between look at, pick up, talk to, use...
Diana...which levers did you switch? The one guy said the one closest to the door needs to stay down.
The 3 levers on the right, just pull the middle one down.
It said more than 3 switches have to be down?
In the ruins now, trying to get in :D ... hope i dont get hypnotized by the monkey :D
Same here Diana, the game is gr8, but always have to switch pfff.
I'm still confused with the switches.
Oh, oops...
Sorry the 2nd from the right needs to be up. Put the others down. My bad.
Struggling to catch the monkey, any hints?
Yes! I got it the switches!
Thanks Diana!
darkwhite: Did you fling it yet? If not, did you make the trap? Did you get the bait?
I put the second from right up and the rest down and still won't work. There is a special order to move the switches?
Nope, just picked up the jungle fruits and now it keeps running away. First time i've ever had to post, im probably just being stupid
Nevermind, got it :)
Who wants to come to my party?
capsfan: Put the switch closest to the door up. (Third to the left)
Got it! I had to put the far left one up to open the door.
Lever 1 (starting on left side)stays up, lever 5 stays up, all the rest go down
The monkey flew away :D ... do i need to find him ?
Thanks Jasmine. I'm a little slow. :-)
Any idea of what to do after talking to chef? He wants a "skull like fruit" and the waiter said he can't do coconuts, so I'm thinking we need a coconut... Can't find one, although I remember a pile of them outside the club... Help!
mieke: brown and furry
seanchan: you think you need a coconut, you remember a pile of coconuts outside, but you don't know what to do? xD
im a little stuck, my monkey's just gone flying from my trap and i have a coconut and a sword -.-
You bash the fish with the rock and then give the dead fish to the pirate. Connect the handle from the skeleton to the blade from the pirate and cut through the vines. To bait the monkey use the fruit. I don't know how to set the trap though, still trying to figure that one out.
lol nevermind i feel silly
You need some rope like material. You don't actually have to 'catch' the monkey though. Just lure him in.
Can I only invite people in the 'ruins' to the party?
where do I get the rope like material?
Set up trap ... use vines on three and put berries on trap, the monkey will come
in youre inventory, from the vines you cut to get into the ruins
Tx Jasmine, got already the brown and furry thing, you do mean the coconut do you ?
Anyone on the island, jasmine.
now what?
Yep mieke :D
Thanks Diana, have you figured out how to get the key? (I know where it is, but how do I get it)
Okay, need a guitar and dancers.. hmmmmm...
I got it! Nevermind!
got in the temple, yay!
Stuck with the coconut, does it gives me milk :D
Nevermind, the temple god is talking about the fish. how do I get in?
Mieke, give it to the hunter, he will think its the monkey head.
I wish we could write the pots like Im'ing, this is frustrating.
mieke: maybe you should ask the crazy professor who hallucinates. Maybe he'll see something about the coconut? xD (My riddles suck)
lavaflower: Answer the questions he gives you
I meant post lol
Got the egg, but now am trapped. For now....
jasime - how did you get it?
Hey Jasmine,
I know where the key is also, but how did you get it?
Ohh, u just have to answer them correctly. duh, thanks jasmine
For the key,
Give the tiger something to eat and thus throw up.
I have a little Indiana Jones action going.
Diana, what do I do after I throw the party and Alana tells me to get those things? Apparently I can't leave her chamber?
stu&steph: ask on of the pirates
(I'm assuming you know where the key is located)
how u doing there mieke?
I left the room, whoops, I was just putting the mouse in the wrong place xP
I have no idea what to feed the tiger... Help!
seanchan: Talk to Atrocious the pirate, and make sure to check up on his pet you gave me
Fish.....
you gave *him
I trapped the monkey and he went flying somewhere, I don't know how to get into th temple? Anyone playing?
Vanessa,
get something that LOOKS like a monkey head.
vanessa, you don't need the monkey, you just need something brown and furry. After you get that, talk to the professor. Use what he gives you on the ruins, then just answer the questions.
How do I get the High Priest's mask off his face? What do I replace it with?
Find another mask. The old switcheroo.
what do I do with the cocnut juice?
i placed the diamond on to the door in the ruins.but stuck there.anyone can tell what to do next?u r telling to answer the questions but i could not get in the ruins:(
Give it to someone who hates it. hehe.
I got it, thanks!
lava: Give it to someone, preferably someone you need something from. Who's allergic to coconuts.
I got it. I made him sick lol,
sis: Talk to the guardian, he should've woke up when you put the diamond in
ahh never mind.power of posting.now the temple god talks to me:))
this game is insanely long and dragging severely. >_<
I was just thinking it's quite long! And it's only the first part. At the first scene there were 3 different areas.
I think it's pretty entertaining, butt it is long. Are you stuck on something?
I've got one of the three elements. anyone know where a lighter is?
yeah all i hve is a little baggy, a hacksaw and muffin right outside the entrance with the crazy guy
I'm stuck. I've invited all but one guest to party. Had the guitar, and now have a screwdriver I can't do anything with.
Gotta scare muffin away.
i have no idea what to do.... how do i scare him away?
Screwdriver is used in the bathroom.
I'm looking for fire too. Can't pick up any torches.
You need a mask, addy. A scary one.
diana + addy - if you have a hacksaw, hacksaw anything you can find. you might find something.
I love games like this. Everyone doing ok?
addy: Go destroy stuff with the hacksaw. Particularly wooden stuff. Particularly where you found the hacksaw.
Believe me, I'm hacking away!
Ugh. Just figured it out with the screwdriver.
as am i, i even tried to hack the toilets, to no avail :(... ill keep you posted, thank you!
Do you mean hack away at the cabinets? Don't seem to find anything flammable there.
found the mask :D
going to scare muffin now lol
Hacksaw wooden things. Things that contain stuff! (How vague xD )
use screwdriver on grate above toilet. Where do I get the hacksaw?He didn't give me his mask.
I have soot, but it won't let me draw a moustache on the sleeping people.
Both you found the mask? Oh okay.
Then can someone help me with the toilet riddle? xD
found the mask, bt i dont have a "put on" mode, lol ugh -.- frustrating
jasmine,
Alana said Right, Left, Middle....
lava: It's night, right? Then go into the kitchen, that's where the hacksaw is.
;o i think ive got it!
addy,
your mask isn't scary enough. Who else has a mask......?
addy: You don't need to, just use on muffin.
diana: She said there was another wierd, but it's lost.
Boooo! WOoooo!!!! I am the high priest, lol...
im not sure what to do next!!!
clickclickclick!!
Ahhh ok, got how to get fire!
another WORD, not wierd. Sorry, typo in my other post. xD
lol the tiger is a cute floatie :)
I've trapped muffin by the pier, now what?
i still dont know how to get fire, im mentally tired :(
nvm, I got it
Find something made of wood. Something a pirate might have...You don't need to use the hacksaw.
Fire would be great right now.
diana - care you share WHERE you got fire? I'll figure out HOW.
i dont like this back and forth-ness within the game >_<
If I have to hack open Muffin to get that fish out for the last item.......haha...
Ahhh, there's a hidden box of fish under the Princess. Must lure her away.
lkol whats funny is that i tried taking the wooden leg from the dead pirate by the ship... that would have been easier -.-
But what to do with the leg after I have it????
Yeah! I just ripped off a pirate's foot! [HINT]
Tried to scoop up hot soot with it, but that didn't work.
It's wood. It's flammable on it's own.
-.- i cant throw the leg, so how am i supposed to set the keg o kerosene on fire?!
DUH! Just figured out where to light it. lol
addy,
You need a fuse.
You have to comppletly fill the bag with soot, by using the bag on the soot twice. xD I can't believe it.
a fuse?! ugh -.-
I'm stuck. D: With the fuse thing too. xD
Something can can be "roll"ed out long....
I got the fuse! Yes!
D:
im gonna cry! :(
aww addy...
Toilet roll!
got muffin by the pier but now wot? totally stuck now
Addy: Think about what diana said. ROLL. You need something that's flammable like wood, but thinner.
That can be ROLL'ed out.
2 down (essence and fish), one to go - I still have soot...
How'd you lure the Princess away to get the fish? That's the only one I need.
Lol, nevermind! xD
aim: Go to beach 1, go back to beach 6, sabotage the pier, then trap muffin
Ahha got it!
how to sabotage?
I think I just talked to her Diana. She will go check on Muffin
Diana, did you talk to the Princess? After she talks to you, go back to Alana's chambers. Go back and she's gone.
go it now - with snake "heads"
okies done it now thanx
I got an F on mission 1...
I figured it out, I think! See those figures in the snake corrider, and where the diamonds are? Ignore the first one and look at the other three...
The triangle diamonds are placed corresponding to the tiolets! Right, Left, Middle! The first diamond is showing the missing word!
I found the missing word! :D (I think)
BAM!
Army of Me!
But still failed?
I need a break. Good luck all!
Guess we'll have to wait for missions 2 and 3...
Still confused, I think I was wrong. D: Taking break too.
Well, he said I can take another look at the island.
Missing word? I totally missed something.
What do you do with the bag of soot?
Oh, "taking another look" around the island means doing it over. No thanks. I'll take the F they gave me.
im missing one more snake head thingy... got soot only
Make sure the bag of soot is heavy enough. And do a little Indiana Jones, switch around work.
Soot is to replace the egg that Alana was talking about.
argh! cant light fuse. how ya do it?
You have fire, aimz?
i got leg full bog of soot and crate of fish
bag of soot even lol
-Set the leg on fire
-Make sure the bag is COMPLETELY full
-Box of fish can be offered to the snake mouth by Alana.
The other 2 items you get also go in the other snakes' mouths.
theres an egg?
Oh,
aimz-
Have you opened up The Snakes Mouth room yet?
Finished level, got an F ;_;
k as you sed bout fire i realised where i had seen fire me bein dopey as usual lol
When Alana mentioned the 3 items she needs, one was the egg.
It's in a "hidden" snake room. She gives you the code to open the door, by using the toilets in a certain order.
is that the 1 by the "snakes head"? if so then no
That's the one!
I "used" the toilets in order, nothing happened. Ok I'm a little behind, how do u sabatoge the pier and trap the tiger?
so how you use the toilets then i know the code jus not sure how to use it. have tried but nothing so far
Same here. Getting frustrated with this LONG game!
Remember there's a lost word
Read my tip on the snake corrider! Look at the snakes and the diamonds in their mouths carefully.
(Or I could just tell you)
Toilets:
Go to them from Right, Left, Middle. I can't remember if you "use" them. Click more towards the bottom. When you get to the middle one, they will all rumble afterwards:
Pier:
Make sure the tiger isn't on the pier. Use the handsaw, then chase the tiger back onto it.
LMAO my score is -1054952
oh well
thank you SOOOOOOOOOO much for helping me jasmine and diane :D
ah got the toilet thing now thankx jasmine
how come i cant pick up device then?
OMG! I tried using the hacksaw on the pier when the tiger was on it. Duh! Thanks guys.
You don't have to pick up the whole thing. You should just get a test tube from it.
I've tried the toilets 50 times and it won't work. I even tried talking to them. :)
caps:
rlmm
cant get a test tube just keeps giving me the same message that it is to big to pick up
Thanks Addy! second middle almost killed me.
Toilets: Right, Left, Middle, Middle
aimz: I think you press use? I don't remember.
Maybe look at the device for the tube? I thought mine just appeared in my inventory after I blew up the ship.
lol yes you press use, to flush them in that particular order.
you're welcome caps :D more than happy to help after wracking my brains just 30 minutes ago....
ha ha! there was me trying to pick it up when u meant to USE it
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